他们不像你期待的那样长大 真的很令人失望啊It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want it to.00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:59,192我还是觉得他太显摆了I still think he is kind of a show off.5600:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,108肯定是的啊 他是动物嘛You got to give it to him, the guy is an animal.00:07:47,603 --> 00:07:50,953如果你们有天来曼哈顿的话 别担心 打个电话就行If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.8100:07:53,321 --> 00:07:55,358不过说真的 绝对要先打个电话枣悉 好吗Seriously no, call. OK?如果机舱内气压瞬间下降 请把面罩罩上In case of losing cabin pressure, please place the mask over your face...12300:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,944好让其他乘客 不被你惊吓的表情吓坏to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,769我们可能这样就完了 马蒂This could be it Marty.19200:14:19,771 --> 00:14:23,215但我还是想说 你是个真正的朋友 百万里挑一的I just want you to know that you are truly a one in a million friend.19300:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,562谢谢 伙计 你是最棒的 永远都是Thanks buddy. You are the best ever.19400:14:26,611 --> 00:14:28,210我知道如果我告诉你 你不会介意的I know you won't mind when I tell you...19500:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,297告诉我啊 告诉我什么Come on. Tell me it, tell me, tell me what?19600:14:30,345 --> 00:14:32,163- 我把你的iPod弄坏了 - 什么?!- I broke your iPod! - What!19700:14:32,213 --> 00:14:34,564按键太小了嘛 我升肢受不了...The button were so small.19800:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,018- 太恐怖了 - 对不起嘛- It made me mad. - I'm sorry.19900:14:37,038 --> 00:14:40,435- 我要杀了你! - 是个意外嘛 对不起啦凳笑乎I'm gonna kill you!8100:13:40,435 --> 00:13:42,617注意 我是机长This is your captain speaking.18200:13:42,618 --> 00:13:44,678我有好消息 也有坏消息I've got good news and bad news.18300:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,668好消息就是 我们马上就要降落了The good news is, we will be landing immediately.18400:13:46,717 --> 00:13:48,073坏消息是The bad news is...18500:13:48,075 --> 00:13:49,917我们会是坠落的we are crush landing!18600:13:52,076 --> 00:13:55,423当你们要航空旅行时 我们知道 你们别无选择When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.18700:13:55,472 --> 00:13:58,479但还是要谢谢你们选择企鹅航空But thanks again for choosing air penguin.1900:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,678科沃斯基 伤亡报告Kowalski, casualty report.22000:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,056只有两名乘客不知去向 机长Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.22100:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,911这个数字我可以接受 着陆不错 伙计们!That's a number I can live with.Good landing boys.39500:26:30,606 --> 00:26:32,895喂 女孩 你够壮的啊Goodness girl. You're huge.39600:26:32,938 --> 00:26:35,542你的朋友是谁呀? 或者那是你的屁股?Who is your friend, or is that your butt?39700:26:36,608 --> 00:26:38,791你反应倒是真快Girl, you are as quick as you all have to.39800:26:38,792 --> 00:26:41,266所以 你叫摩托摩托?So, you are Moto Moto.39900:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,840这么好听的名字 当然要说两次The name is so nice, when you say it twice.46000:30:38,448 --> 00:30:40,508我太老了 还不想死I'm too old to die.56400:37:01,675 --> 00:37:04,142我真想亲亲你 猴子I'd like to kiss you monkey man..79500:49:55,207 --> 00:49:57,652只剩2天可活的话Only had two days left to live.79600:49:57,653 --> 00:50:00,829会实现所有我梦想要做的事I'd do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing.79700:50:00,951 --> 00:50:01,822什么事?Like what?79800:50:01,824 --> 00:50:04,966我想成为职业口哨家I'd love to became a professional whistler.79900:50:04,985 --> 00:50:07,062我现在已经非常令人惊艳了I pretty amazing that I did know.80000:50:07,063 --> 00:50:09,173但我要好上加好But I wanna get luck even better.80100:50:09,197 --> 00:50:11,210完全可以以此为生I'd make my living out of it.80200:50:19,618 --> 00:50:21,465你知道我还会做什么其它事么You know what else I'd do?80300:50:21,467 --> 00:50:24,621我要去侵略临国的地盘I'd invade a neighboring country and impose...80400:50:24,669 --> 00:50:28,646不管他们愿意与否 都会强加我的意识形态予他们...my own ideology even if they didn't want it.这个也超冷。。。 嘲笑小布什执意插腿骑虎难下 = =84300:52:24,521 --> 00:52:26,556她爱我She loves me.84400:52:26,557 --> 00:52:28,570她爱我的眼睛She loves my eyes.84500:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,704她爱我She loves me.84600:52:30,728 --> 00:52:32,595她爱我的过去She loves my ass.84700:52:32,620 --> 00:52:34,173她爱我圆滚滚的身材She loves my roundness.84800:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,666她爱我的强壮She loves that I'm chunky.84900:52:36,681 --> 00:52:38,851她爱我的丰满She loves that I'm plumpy.85000:52:38,853 --> 00:52:41,179她爱我的嘻哈味道She loves my healthiness.85100:52:41,190 --> 00:52:43,023她爱我的风趣She loves my zestiness.85200:52:43,024 --> 00:52:44,969她永不停止的爱我She loves me restlessly.85300:52:45,013 --> 00:52:47,486她永远的爱我She loves me forever.85400:52:47,487 --> 00:52:50,141她爱我 因为她爱我She loves me, because she loves me.超自恋的河马。。。一片片折下花瓣 一边碎碎念。。。。88200:54:20,250 --> 00:54:24,009听着 摩托摩托 你最好像女皇一样待这位女士Listen Mototo, you'd better treat this lady like a queen.88300:54:24,033 --> 00:54:27,489因为 我的朋友 你找到了完美的女人 朋友Because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.88400:54:27,505 --> 00:54:29,950我若像你样幸运If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman88500:54:29,951 --> 00:54:31,866我会天天送她花束I would give her flowers every day.88600:54:31,915 --> 00:54:33,805而且不是随便什么破花And not just any flowers, OK?88700:54:33,855 --> 00:54:36,522她最喜欢白色的兰花Her favorites are orchids. White.88800:54:36,547 --> 00:54:40,442要在早餐送到床边 六条全麦面包 正反两面都涂黄油And breakfast in bed. Six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides.88900:54:40,503 --> 00:54:42,174不要面包皮 她喜欢这样的做法No crusts. The way she likes it.89000:54:42,222 --> 00:54:45,778我会借她肩膀哭 成为她最好的朋友I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend...89100:54:45,835 --> 00:54:49,510整天都想怎么让她欢笑and I'd spend every day trying to think of how to make her laugh.89200:54:49,570 --> 00:54:53,837她有世界上最动听的笑声She has the most...most amazing laugh.89300:54:56,470 --> 00:54:59,828我是说 我要是你就那么做Well, I mean. That's what I would do, if I were you.89400:54:59,853 --> 00:55:02,375可我不是你 你最好乖乖做But I'm not. So you do it.= =怎么看都是野蛮女友的neta111601:09:23,624 --> 01:09:28,200可能有某人不希望 让这些照片流传在外呢Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these blowing around on the savannah.本来不想加。。。不过 想想看 陈冠希同学一定听过这句话 于是。。。243老爸还挺厉害 马蒂Old man is not too bad, hey Marty?马蒂? 谁是马蒂?Marty? Who's Marty?- 别装了 - 我不认识马蒂 别叫我马蒂- Come on? - I don't know Marty. Don't call me Marty.你骗不了我的You can't fool m我没看到马蒂 这儿没有马蒂I don't see no Marty. Ain't no Marty her马蒂 我可以看着你的眼睛Marty, I can look into your eyes...1我知道 就是你and I know it's you.傲娇了。。。。。。。。斑马绝对傲娇了。。。。。。。好吧 但你也太丑了Alright but you are so darn ugly 这边的冷笑话超冷。。。。。。。不光冷。。。。。。。而且很恶。。。那只猴子真的亲了一下企鹅。。。。。。
