1.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁慧稿的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就宏中叫喊,“让小的干吧。”2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?妈妈前绝孝:你做的对,谁和谁在打架。弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。另外http://www.itpuji.net.cn/xiaohua/list.php?category=%D3%A2%D3%EF%D0%A6%BB%B0还有很多